2006-10-10 13:14:08 · 15 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chip butty and a cup of tea.
2006-10-10 13:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by mousepotato66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Standard practice is to shoot them ,hide their bodys and spaceship in a Nevada desert, then claim a baloon caused all the fuss.
2006-10-10 20:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by charly 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Run out with a rod of some sort and tell them they're a bit early for their probing.
2006-10-10 20:41:04 · answer #3 · answered by kittycat_cc14 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real sober. And dressed like a broken colostomy bag. Hopefully, they won't find you appetising. Give them some Smash potato. they like it.
2006-10-10 21:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you watch the adverts? Give them an Airwaves chewing gum and they will bu-gger off home again
2006-10-11 05:11:08 · answer #5 · answered by MGN2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make them a nice cup of tea.
2006-10-11 01:40:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer them a cola / soda. That should get rid of them.
2006-10-10 22:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by Sean M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kick them in the nads...Thats how they did it in the movie, that i cant seem to remember the name of at this moment....
2006-10-11 02:35:07 · answer #8 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer some of your meds, since you are obviously off of them anyways! lol.
2006-10-10 20:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by smartyness 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take them up the pub
2006-10-11 04:37:41 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋