...so I shoot babies and set furry animals on fire. He did that right?
2006-10-10 12:44:05 · 17 answers · asked by acgsk 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
loveydovey, not to be rude, but you are a ******* retarded asshole, asshole. Since you seem to only understand what the Holy Bible tells you, I shall quote a passage that you seem to have skipped. It’s right next to the one where Moses kills the 12 apostles with an ak-47. “Thout shalt take a joketh lightly and not witheth a bag of fuckingeth bricks.” There are 2 reasons why this must be true: 1, it’s in the Bible. Sure it may be in crayon, and in my handwriting, but it is still technically in the Bible. Number 2. It is “speaking in tongue,” therefore it must be true. Maybe if you read the Bible over, you might not skip this passage.
2006-10-10 13:56:47 · update #1
Please,
Double your meds for the rest of the week.
2006-10-10 12:47:52 · answer #1 · answered by Bob L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a Christian were to talk like this about someone elses religion, the ACLU would be all over him. There is a mindset against Christians right now but having said that, it still does not excuse the evil that comes from you. You may deny Jesus now but there will come a time when you call out to him and he won't know you.
2006-10-10 20:12:35 · answer #2 · answered by Olivia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't mean to be rude, but you are very rude and ignorant. Mocking Jesus. You have no life, so you have to talk bad about someone. I will pray that you find friends and get a life.
2006-10-10 19:54:57 · answer #3 · answered by GraycieLee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. If you want to be like jesus, sell your car and walk everywhere you go. Make no attempt to invest or build wealth. Dont get married, and never have kids. Never go to a doctor.
2006-10-10 19:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by Phil S 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's horrible.
You need to Pray.
And pray hard for forgiveness.
That is nothing like Jesus.
Jesus loves us, and you should do the same. Love one another.
Didn't you learn anything?
Pray!
2006-10-10 19:48:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a real sense of humour .You are entitled to that our creator gave us free chioce we now know your choice .have a nice day.
2006-10-10 19:50:22 · answer #6 · answered by john h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was that suppose to be funny? If so try again. Judging by your question, I have a feeling that you aren't even remotely Christian. So may you please respect other people's view because your comment was very ignorant.
2006-10-10 19:47:57 · answer #7 · answered by changingcolors91 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no...no ...no ...you got it all wrong...he spent all his time hanging out with lowlife scum like tax collectors and getting drunk at weddings, he was also unemployed although he was a skilled tradesman, and well educated. He also didn't hate Arabs, or other races and didn't care to get religion involved with politics
2006-10-10 19:47:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You people need to stop doing this. Seriously. Just becuase you don't believe doesn't mean you should say all this ****.
2006-10-10 19:47:44 · answer #9 · answered by Mimi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nononononono--you have to start digging up corpses and seeing if you can breathe the breath of life back into them--drink water and pee into peoples mouths to see if it's turned into wine, and dump paraplegics out of wheelchairs proudly proclaiming "YOU'RE HEALED!"
2006-10-10 19:49:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋