A minister decided to improve on the church's finances.
One Sunday morning, he announced that whoever placed the largest financial gift into the collection plate could choose 3 hymns.
After the collection was taken up,the minister happily announced the oldest member of the congregation, a sprightly 92 year old had won the privilege.
She was asked to come up to the altar to choose the 3 hymns.
Once up the aisle, she turned to face the congregation, looked at them carefully, and happily said:
I'll have him and him and him."
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2006-10-10 12:33:54 · 5 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL. Go ahead, Granny! LOL.
2006-10-13 15:50:14 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! You gotta love horny old lady jokes...
2006-10-10 19:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from me grandma!
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2006-10-10 19:37:14 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG ROFLMAO
2006-10-10 20:55:56 · answer #4 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!
2006-10-10 19:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋