The Purina Diet.....roflol?

Question

I have 2 Labrador Retrievers & I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.


A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I
was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before
I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.


I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.


Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.


I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.

Answer 1

u r kool. that is absolutely hilarious. im still laughing & can hardly wait till the next time i have to get dog food. have a good one.

Answer 2

Haha!

Well, of course she believed you! People at Walmart aren't the brightest crayons in the box!

Great joke though! Way to liven up a boring wait in line..

Answer 3

roflol, i hope this isnt a true story....if it is how long did it take until the lady figured out you were pulling her leg?

Answer 4

is this a true story?

lol pretty funny

Answer 5

you are performing stand up comedy at walmart? so sad...
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Answer 6

good one

Answer 7

now that is a good one!!!!!!!! Omg!!!!