First year med students were receiving their 1st real anatomy class with a dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered by a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them "In medicine, it is important to have 2 very important qualities as a doctor, the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body. For an example, the professor pulled back the white sheet and stuck his finger up the butt of the corpse and then put it into his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing" he said to his students. The students freaked out and hesitated for afew minutes. Eventually they all took turns in sticking their finger in the butt of the corpse and sucking on it. When everyone was finished, the professor stopped and looked at them and said "The second most important quality is Observation, I stuck my middle finger in , and sucked on my index finger" "Now learn to pay attention"
2006-10-10
12:29:06
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2006-10-10
12:36:34 ·
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