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First year med students were receiving their 1st real anatomy class with a dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered by a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them "In medicine, it is important to have 2 very important qualities as a doctor, the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body. For an example, the professor pulled back the white sheet and stuck his finger up the butt of the corpse and then put it into his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing" he said to his students. The students freaked out and hesitated for afew minutes. Eventually they all took turns in sticking their finger in the butt of the corpse and sucking on it. When everyone was finished, the professor stopped and looked at them and said "The second most important quality is Observation, I stuck my middle finger in , and sucked on my index finger" "Now learn to pay attention"

2006-10-10 12:29:06 · 19 answers · asked by Linda 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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2006-10-10 12:36:34 · update #1

19 answers

hahahhaha. That was funny. Where did you hear it from??? I feel bad for the poor students, hmmmm i wonder how it tasted on second thought no i dont!!!

2006-10-10 12:37:12 · answer #1 · answered by what?! 3 · 2 0

LOL! Something like that happened to me once, except the butt belonged to a frog and it turned out that the ones the students (me) got were fresh and the one the teacher had was frozen. I had to do tests on what I thought was a skin sample. BTW, it was frog dookie. Anyway, let's just say the teacher doesn't teach as often anymore...

2006-10-10 19:39:54 · answer #2 · answered by Hazim 2 · 1 0

I heard a sim joke, only it was a cow's dead body instead of a humans. That made it more gross.

2006-10-10 19:31:46 · answer #3 · answered by ariel 2 · 2 0

i gross my friends out like that all the time. I'll pick my nose with one finger and put a different finger in my mouth.
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2006-10-10 19:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 3 0

i heard a similar one, except it was science class, and the teacher stuck his finger in a cup of pee

2006-10-10 20:31:07 · answer #5 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 1 0

thats funny

2006-10-10 19:32:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hee hee i like that one lmao xD

2006-10-10 19:34:54 · answer #7 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 1 0

Gross...but soo funny. someone really should try that sometime

2006-10-10 19:33:30 · answer #8 · answered by stina 2 · 2 0

Gross But funny.

2006-10-10 19:51:13 · answer #9 · answered by anreyes0201 2 · 1 0

now thats funny

2006-10-10 19:32:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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