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2006-10-10 12:21:15 · 12 answers · asked by chargirl. 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why didn't the orange cross the road?
- It ran out of juice.
2006-10-10 12:23:44 · answer #1 · answered by makawao_kane 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: If a whole nation drove pink cars what would it be?
A: A Pink Car-Nation!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
A: The letter "h"!
Q: What do you get when you cross a library and an elf?
A: A shhh....elf!
Q: What happens if you throw a green brick into the Red Sea?
A: It becomes wet!
Q: What has holes but never spills water?
A: A sponge!
Q: Why don't seagulls fly over bays?
A: Because then they'd be bagels.
Q. On your way home you take a right and three lefts then you see two men in masks. Who are those men?
A. They are the umpire and the catcher.
Q: What do you call a bear without an ear?
A: B
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idear
Q: What's worse than having a worm in your apple?
A: Taking a bite and finding a half of a worm in the apple!
Q: What did Delaware when Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey?
A: I don't know, Alaska.
Q: If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
A: K9P
Q: Why was the sand wet?
A: Because the sea wee-d.
2006-10-10 13:11:19 · answer #2 · answered by kimandchris2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on the Pub 2 Irishmen have been walking domicile from spending quite a few hours contained domestically pub. They take a quick cut back for the time of the graveyard. As they are walking, Mike stops and says to Pat, "seem on the inscription in this grave stone. here lies a attorney and an truthful guy" To which Pat replies, "Oh my God. they have 2 adult men buried interior a similar grave".
2016-11-27 20:11:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What is green and doesn't write very well?
A. A ball-point pickle.
Q. What is green and weighs 14,000 pounds?
A. Moby Pickle.
Q. What sort of boquet would you give Lassie?
A. Collie Flowers.
(That last one would probably fall flat - your kids won't have the context.)
2006-10-10 13:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you had fifty dollars in one pocket and ninety dollars in the other pocket what would you have? I'd have somebody elses pants on.
2006-10-10 12:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by Boogerman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: What do you get at a concession stand at a football game?
A: a quarter back!
2006-10-10 12:25:46 · answer #6 · answered by black squrrell 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i will tell u the bread and butter joke as long as u don't spreed it.
get it speed the butter on the bread
2006-10-10 13:10:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
why doesn't mark foley use a bookmark?
he likes to bend the pages over.
2006-10-10 12:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by who da wha? 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
♣
2006-10-10 12:25:26 · answer #9 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
will you take yo mama jokes?
2006-10-10 12:24:46 · answer #10 · answered by jiraiya 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋