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i need a laugh right now but just throw some random one at me and say if u used it and what happened

2006-10-10 12:15:43 · 8 answers · asked by Brandon GA Jorif 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

8 answers

That comic said:
If your right thigh was christmas and your left thigh was new years, could I meet you between the holidays???

or how about...
Can I be your eskimo heater?? (Eskimos heat each other with body heat).

Or, what about...
If beauty is a crime, you should be on death row.

2006-10-10 12:18:13 · answer #1 · answered by Shanigirl 4 · 1 0

I asked a girl if she wanted a shot. She said yes. I asked how many it would take to get her naked. Not only did that not fly, I didn't know it had happened until my friends had told me several days later. Never saw her again though, so it's a pretty good story.

2006-10-10 12:21:05 · answer #2 · answered by randyken 6 · 1 1

Alright, here's what happened:
I had heard it from my brother so I decided to try it on this girl at school whom I've never met. My friend bet that I couldn't do it so that made me want to do it even more.
Anyway, I walked up to her and asked, "Is your dad a terrorist?"
She goes, "No! Why?" And then I said, "Cuz you da bomb!"
She giggled a little and just walked away..

2006-10-10 12:23:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Hi, what's your name? worked everytime.

Hey, your gf said she's a better kisser than you are? I want to know if she's a liar or not.

Are you following me? Why not?

Of all the girls in this place, who should I take home with me?

Can you give me directions to your house or should I just ride with you?

2006-10-10 12:19:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I'm not here for sex or a relationship, but for friendship. If anything doe's develop, so be it.

2006-10-10 12:34:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 1

I said one more drink and then you can bang me! Is that weird?

2006-10-10 12:17:44 · answer #6 · answered by Noclone 2 · 0 1

hey babt is it hot in here or just you

2006-10-10 12:18:19 · answer #7 · answered by francine 1 · 0 1

yeah, l have...it was....Hello

2006-10-10 12:20:50 · answer #8 · answered by Cobra 5 · 1 1

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