This ugly, old lady with red hair from Florida, is stalking me down.
No men like her, because she is ugly and old, and her vagina smells like rancid Tuna Fish. You can even smell it through her pants. What should I do? This is serious, believe it or not.
2006-10-10 12:04:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
THE POLICE DO NOT HELP!
2006-10-10 12:09:08 · update #1
Buy her a cat. They like fish.
2006-10-10 12:07:58 · answer #1 · answered by randyken 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you have dizochrastic AIDS. It's something I just made up, so lets say it makes you crazy and you bite people just to infect them, and she should watch out. Then start grinding your teeth.
2006-10-10 19:08:01 · answer #2 · answered by jackalope_00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why even ask that question... do the smart thing... and report it to the police!!!
2006-10-10 19:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by precious1982 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could just rub mayo on your balls and have a sandwhich
2006-10-10 19:09:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋