One day, Mickey Mouse arrived home with Minnie a little late...
He said nothing for a while and suddenly he tells her: -Minnie, I want the divorce.- Minnie says: -What??!! Are you f*cking crazy!!- Mickey: Noo!! I'm F*cking Daisy!!!
2006-10-10 11:59:39 · 17 answers · asked by Stuntman Skorpionn 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mickey mouse divorced Minnie mouse for the same reason I divorced my ex-wife.
She was f*cking Goofy.
2006-10-10 12:05:07 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why do not you attempt objective and places the place they sell social gathering stuff, like social gathering u.s.. frequently they sell a Mickey Mouse topic for the events and that they sell a lot of those little issues which you put in the goodie bags, that's what you exceptionally lots ought to make for her.
2016-11-27 20:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it was Minnie saying are you f*cking goofy?
But still funny! hahahahahahahahahahahaa
2006-10-10 12:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Minnie must have been on a maxi
2006-10-10 13:10:29 · answer #4 · answered by handynewf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today on MSNBC NEWS: "Mouse Rapes Pantless Duck"
2006-10-10 12:41:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but presentation needs work
2006-10-10 12:18:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That's pretty good! Nice one
2006-10-10 12:10:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks like me and twiztdsdad have something in common.
♣
2006-10-10 12:09:41 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny.
2006-10-10 12:05:34 · answer #9 · answered by anreyes0201 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats dirtydirtydirtydirty
2006-10-10 13:22:18 · answer #10 · answered by gojc1993 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋