A man comes home early from work while his wife was having an affair up in her room. She hears him come in the house, so she hides her lover in the closet. The guy hears a voice.
"sure is dark in here." says womans son.
"yup," says the guy
"this sure is a nice baseball" the kid says
"uh, sure kid" the guy says
"I'll sell it to you for 50 bucks" the kid says
"you're crazy!" the man replies
"my dad is right outside" the kid says
"okay, i'll buy it"
A few days later, the same thing happens. The husband comes home. The wife throws Sancho into the closet.
"sure is dark in here" the kid says
"yup" says the guy
"this sure is a nice baseball glove i've got here" the kid says
"how much?" the guy asks
"$100" says the kid
"deal"
2006-10-10 11:34:34 · 14 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That weekend. The father tells his son to grab his glove so they could play catch. The kid tells his dad that he sold the glove and the ball for $150. The father is disappointed with his son for ripping someone off so he takes the kid to the confessional
The kid goes in, closes the door and says "sure is dark in here"
"don't start that sh!t again!" says the priest.
2006-10-10 11:35:30 · update #1
that was really funny! i just laughed for 10 minutes straight! really! but i got in trouble because im at work.
2006-10-10 12:15:42 · answer #1 · answered by . 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! This is the first time I've heard this joke. It's verrrryyyyy funny. rofl
2006-10-10 11:42:54 · answer #2 · answered by CJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's pretty funny! I think I've heard it before.
2006-10-10 11:37:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny what the priest said
2006-10-10 12:53:56 · answer #4 · answered by jackieohotgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Thanks for the laugh!!
I'm going to have to pass that one a long! :)
2006-10-10 11:47:20 · answer #5 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they should make a movie of this joke 'priest's affair'!
2006-10-10 11:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee! funny!
2006-10-10 12:22:53 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH FUNNY =0)
2006-10-10 11:37:32 · answer #8 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some one elses joke dude
2006-10-10 11:44:05 · answer #9 · answered by Desi & Dani's Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahah
2006-10-10 12:37:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋