I am kind of tired of the old one, something jazzy and smooth.
Must have a sense of bad humor though.
2006-10-10 11:11:39 · 19 answers · asked by tyler durden 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
get one with a decent rebate and a reliable warranty.
one that doesn't threaten people would be preferred. and one without a silly book (like the bible) would be a good choice.
2006-10-10 11:13:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shop till you drop. Every god besides the Living God is a dead god. Dead gods are duds: no refunds, no warranties, no frivolous lawsuits, just straight to jail, do not pass begin, no lucky ticket out. If you are really tired, then you obviously have not yet met the truly exciting Living God (Heavenly Father of Jesus Christ).
Enjoy your bad humour now and see who laughs at you later (satan, the stealer of your life, the inventor of all false gods). Eternity separated from the Living God is no laughing matter.
On the other hand, those who take joy in the Lord and deal with the real issues now (instead of running to hide), will enjoy eternity in a peaceful place where there is no evil or corruption.
2006-10-10 18:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by Paolo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
follow The Flying Spaghetti Monster
www.venganza.org
2006-10-10 18:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by -skrowzdm- 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check the lot out,and then decide,or don't bother with any. The most popular religions are boring but some of the others are interesting to explore.
2006-10-10 18:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your God not doing what you want? That's a poor god! You cannot go to the mall and shop for a new one. God is not a god of our making... He is who He is... Almighty...changless. It is man that changes. So I guess you need to change. Repent and get right with God.... the real one, not one of your own making.
2006-10-10 18:18:43 · answer #5 · answered by rejoiceinthelord 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, since you described it as shopping, I would suggest you become a Republican. The worship the Almighty Dollah!
2006-10-10 18:14:44 · answer #6 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A theist rejects a lot of gods to arrive at the one he follows. All the atheist does is go that extra step.
Reject your last god and free yourself.
2006-10-10 18:14:16 · answer #7 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about Mephistopheles? He seems jazzy and smooth.
2006-10-10 18:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God says, try me. I'm so totallly gay that I even have pink hair. And as for my sense of humor, well lets just say who do you think gave Seinfield all his material ...... How bad does that make me!
2006-10-10 18:15:19 · answer #9 · answered by God 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
IF YOU ARE SERIOUS YOU DONT HAVE TO LOOK FOR THE ONLY TRUE GOD CAUSE HE IS NOT LOST , BUT YOU ARE.... ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE SEEK AND YOU WILL FIND ,AND KNOCK AND THE DOOR WILL BE OPEN TO U . JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY TO THE TRUE GOD..
2006-10-10 18:20:42 · answer #10 · answered by b.f. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋