2006-10-10 11:11:32 · 9 answers · asked by filotofo 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sure, come right in! Let me get you a beer! You guys need to catch up! I was just watching Orgasmo, what are the odds?
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2006-10-10 11:14:27 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
last time a Morman came to my door, I was heavily pregnant. So I told them;
Sorry, my lesbian partner and I are expecting a child and plan on getting married at the Pagan Church.
I also know someone that took the bible out of their hands and lit it on fire before throwing it over their heads.
2006-10-10 13:11:23 · answer #2 · answered by kittycat_cc14 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, first of all, its Mormon, second of all, they are only trying to help people. If youre not interested, tell them youre not interested, but you dont have to insult them. Of all the wrong in this world, people pick on those who try to make it right...it saddens me. Also, when new missionaries come in to replace the old ones, they dont always know that your house has already been visited. If you dont want them back, put a "no trespassing" or "no soliciting" sign on your door. But please dont be mean to someone so kind and who are only trying to make a difference in the world.
2006-10-10 11:48:11 · answer #3 · answered by tearsnomore2005 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is in the joke section and you want something funny said. Well sorry filotofo to aren't getting it from me. I don't believe in making fun of other faiths so carry on your own and your few buddies that answers this in their own sick way.
2006-10-10 12:37:38 · answer #4 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do only not answer the door, or ask them with courtesy to not come decrease back. you're meant to be a civilized individual. not a sprint newborn. they have in no way come to my door as quickly as I even have been at domicile, yet i might talk with them.
2016-10-19 04:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Welcome to our se'ance, we're just getting ready to light the candles and cut the chickens head off- you don't happen to have a virgin wife you could sacrifice do you? This happens to work with Jehovah Witnesses too.
2006-10-10 11:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by waterboy 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
wow your a morman?
2006-10-10 11:20:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have some very good friends who are Mormon. SO i don't pick on them ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but if you want to offend offer them a beer
2006-10-10 11:16:06 · answer #8 · answered by kate b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
want a beer?
2006-10-10 11:42:42 · answer #9 · answered by Sami 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋