2006-10-10 11:11:14 · 19 answers · asked by filotofo 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Can I borrow one of your wives for the night?"
2006-10-10 11:25:04 · answer #1 · answered by TarKettle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to insult them? I'm not into religion or anything -- especially not Mormonism -- but if someone comes to my door and politely asks if they can share their faith with me, why should I insult them? Whether I'm nice or humiliating, they're going to leave my house without a convert. So why not just be nice?
2006-10-10 11:15:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bravo TarKettle
2006-10-10 11:31:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No need to insult.
Read Matthew 7:15-20, and tell them you knew they were coming.
Ask them about the Angel Moroni after reading Galatians 1:8
2006-10-10 11:15:02 · answer #4 · answered by Bob L 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why do you want to be funny or insulting to someone elses belief? Just be nice instead, it's rewarding.
2006-10-10 11:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man you are just in time! I've been waiting for you all these years! I was about to give up hope that you would ever find me.....
No seriously, I like Mormons and like talking to them-occasionally....on my own terms in my own timeframe:)
2006-10-10 11:15:54 · answer #6 · answered by educated guess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband thinks he ought to answer the door naked. Lol...nobody can say Christians don't have a sense of humor. Honestly, we just don't answer the door.
2006-10-10 11:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by JustMyOpinion 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would answer my door and let them know that i already attend a church and that im not intrested because i am happy right where i am...(Just be nice about it.)
2006-10-10 11:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by whitney w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
play around with the material they want to leave with you. say.... i will take your literature if you take mine. have something ready. they cannot accept any literature from you. but they are suppose to leave theirs with you. it really opens the door for some funny situations.
2006-10-10 11:17:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex-wife used to answer the door nude. Seriously!
2006-10-10 11:15:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that's a legitimate question, you need to find some sort of a hobby.
2006-10-10 11:15:00 · answer #11 · answered by stronzo5785 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋