Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table when a hot blonde walks up and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind," she says to the two men, "but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." She strips naked and rolls the dice.
As the dice come to a stop, she jumps up and down screams, "I WON I WON!!"
She then hugs both the dealers, picks up her money and her clothes, and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."
2006-10-10 11:11:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA!HA!THAT JUST PROVES BLONDES ARE NOT THAT DUMB !
2006-10-10 11:17:04 · answer #1 · answered by lisababyg ♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A beautiful hot blonde walks into the confessional and says "Father I have 2 sins to confess" while gently massaging her breasts. Father replies "p-p-please continue." She says "well first I've wanted to get naked in front of a priest" then slowly begins to undress. The Father asks "and what may I ask is your 2nd sin to confess?" the blonde replies and I've always wanted to make love to a priest inside a confessional." The father asks "in this sin are you on top or the bottom?" The blonde a liitle stunned says "what does that matter?!" The father says "the amount of leg room!"
2006-10-10 19:19:37 · answer #2 · answered by waterboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was corny u need to get some more that are way better than that ****
2006-10-10 19:56:35 · answer #3 · answered by jackieohotgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAME to say the least
2006-10-10 19:02:04 · answer #4 · answered by jess g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go watch spongebub alright this is dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
2006-10-10 18:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by 777iscool 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahha ... LOVE IT !!! =0)
2006-10-10 18:21:38 · answer #6 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-10 18:29:54 · answer #7 · answered by michael m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA, BUT I'VE ALREADY HEARD IT.
2006-10-10 18:14:57 · answer #8 · answered by Debrah L 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-10-13 22:52:51 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-10 18:33:17 · answer #10 · answered by Grace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋