Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table when a hot blonde walks up and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind," she says to the two men, "but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." She strips naked and rolls the dice.
As the dice come to a stop, she jumps up and down screams, "I WON I WON!!"
She then hugs both the dealers, picks up her money and her clothes, and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."
2006-10-10 11:10:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA!HA! JUST PROVES THAT BLONDES ARE NOT THAT STUPID WELL SOMETIMES!
2006-10-10 11:14:18 · answer #1 · answered by lisababyg ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh-I give it like a 3 out of 10 on the funny scale. Sorry.
2006-10-10 18:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really funny! I think she rolled a 12. Definately lucky
2006-10-10 18:12:47 · answer #3 · answered by nmhflute 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny in a twisted way!!
2006-10-10 18:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by Dee I 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... I guess she just proved all blondes aren't as dumb as people make them out to be.
2006-10-10 19:40:45 · answer #5 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,wat a smart blonde
2006-10-10 18:18:11 · answer #6 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-10-10 18:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by Special 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another smile
2006-10-10 18:12:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute
2006-10-10 18:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not terribly funny, but thanks for trying.
2006-10-10 18:13:20 · answer #10 · answered by wait_for_it 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋