i have a strict no farting policy that i expect my women to stick to, and if they break that policy i dump them. the problem is that every gf i have winds up breaking that one simple rule! why? don't they know that sexy women aren't supposed to fart? my previous gf lasted for 6 months before she let one rip in her sleep and i had to dump her. where can i find a girl that won't fart?
2006-10-10 11:01:59 · 33 answers · asked by Mystery Guest 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You're going abouth this the wrong way. You don't need a girl that doesn't fart, you need a cork or a plug - problem solved.
2006-10-10 11:04:02 · answer #1 · answered by John P 4 · 3⤊ 4⤋
You sure the farter was a real good? Cause girls don't fart.
It's due to evolution. In the caveman days, there were two types of girls: farting and non-farting ones. However, the farting ones turned men off too much and so never reproduced and never passed on their farting DNA. Only the non-farting ones passed on their non farting DNA. Survival of the fittest/non-fartiest.
2006-10-10 22:04:32 · answer #2 · answered by dave_taylor1900 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. How shallow can you get? Yes, I know that sexy women aren't supposed to fart; however, give a girl a break. (It's a natual fuction.)
If these girlfriends dumped you for scratching your balls or readjusting your "package" you would be very lonely. Most guys I have dated did that at least once when they thought I wasn't looking and I thought how gross. But I spoke up and told them that if they want to readjust please don't do it in public.
2006-10-10 11:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by avid_rafter765 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
when you realize that farting isnt a big issue and that everyone needs to fart its the most normal thing to do when you have gas in your stomach.
Quit being a dictator, I can tell you're one of those anti pro choice. ppl
2006-10-10 11:05:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You'll have to look outside planet Earth. Women are human. All humans fart.
2006-10-10 11:03:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
There is no such woman shallow man. I bet you fart when and wherever you want. They probably fart cause they don't want to be with you anymore and they know you will leave them
2006-10-10 11:08:25 · answer #6 · answered by Ms Drea 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol you dumbass,like youve never farted!all girl fart,theyre also human,and i agree that farting in public is kinda gross but its still human nature.some even fart while havin' sex.are you gonna dump her in the middle of it or finish the job? lol.
2006-10-10 11:06:33 · answer #7 · answered by ◄ZΨΦИ► 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry we're human. If you want someone that doesn't fart, (even in their sleep.) Find a dead person.
2006-10-10 11:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
you retard...that's the dumbest thing ive ever heard of...your never goin to stick with a girl that doesnt fart!..its a natural thing ..hahahahahhaahhahahaha
2006-10-10 11:13:53 · answer #9 · answered by Cutie101 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry, it will all end very soon. In another ten/fifteen years, you'll be old enough to date seriously. If not, in another twenty or thirty you'll be desperate enough to take what you can get. And by then, farting will be the least of your problems.
2006-10-10 11:06:33 · answer #10 · answered by answersBeta2.1 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋