do i have what you need?

Question

if you were an employer, what kind of job would you advertise for?

what experience would i need to apply for the position?

Answer 1

oh you have what i need alright.... i wouldn't be advertising for just one position though. you would have to be capable of filling all positions needed.
this would require much overtime and a willingness to give 100% of yourself...."in and out"....of the office. typing skills not necessary...my fingers are very eager to work and help you with all i could to make your job more satisfying for you. Being good at taking dictations...is a must. can i set up an interview ??

Answer 2

Bottom line sugar. What are your qualifications? No small talk, just the plain truth. Do you have any intelectual qualifications that can make money for your boss/company. No one wants eye candy now days. We want dog fighting, bull dozing, hard hitting people who are not scared to get a little burnt. Be that person every one else wants to be.

Answer 3

Well lets get something straight between us.

You'd have to be good at taking things down and very good at taking things in, You'd have to absorb everything I gave you. And you must be available all the time and extremely flexible, at any moment I might want you to drop everything and bend over backwards to get the job done. That's it really...


...Oh yeah, just one more thing. You must be able to take my full length up your wet fanny x x

Answer 4

you would have to be willing to work late hours and give no less than 100%.Type of work would be enjoyable but strenious. overtime a must

Answer 5

Well, the interview would be unique...there would be rock music playing, and I would suggest that you remove all of your clothing. You wouldn't have to fill out any forms, your interview would be strictly "oral" :)

Answer 6

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