2006-10-10 10:29:13 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
same thing that happened to this believer who tried it....hangovers and alcoholism.
2006-10-10 10:31:16 · answer #1 · answered by TCFKAYM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, praising the god of Vodka would make you the worst atheist ever.
2006-10-10 17:31:42 · answer #2 · answered by Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the vodka god gives you +5 druinkenss but -10 ability to walk.
2006-10-10 17:32:13 · answer #3 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Goddess of Marijuana is superior to the God of Vodka.
2006-10-10 17:39:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep, you wouldn't be an athiest, just a vodkaist (or something like that)...but I bet in the morning you'll be praying to the porcelain god, so you're actually a panthiest.
2006-10-10 17:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by Natty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You start a new religion...I would join.....
There was some old movie I saw a long time ago....it was set in the future and they started worshiping Harley Davidson motorcycles.
Still remember their prayer:
"Oh Lord our God, Har-Ley David-son."
2006-10-10 17:32:07 · answer #6 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but atheists don't believe in any gods - even the god of vodka.
I'd think maybe russian orthodox???
FP
2006-10-10 17:31:50 · answer #7 · answered by F. Perdurabo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BTW, an atheist believes that ther isn't a God. It is faith of a different kind.
2006-10-10 17:38:22 · answer #8 · answered by Your Best Fiend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll also be begging the god of motrin for relief and bowing to the bowl
2006-10-10 17:30:43 · answer #9 · answered by beek 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Then you're not an atheist. See, atheism is a lack of belief in any gods. That one slipped by ya, huh?
2006-10-10 17:31:01 · answer #10 · answered by The Resurrectionist 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You'd be a hypocritical drunk who says they are atheist, but still feel a need to worship something....
2006-10-10 17:31:08 · answer #11 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋