If a dog had eaten bits of the rotting corpse of JesusChrist...??

Question

would the dog have been blessed or damned?

Terrence, are you trying to be offensive or are you describing your mother?

Answer 1

cool HAL avatar, by drinking the blood of Christ and eating the body of Christ the dog would be having a communion.

Answer 2

Neither, as the body was destroyed in order to fulfill the Covenant of David and example of the sacrificial lamb. Each year, a lamb was sacrificed in the Temple, to forgive the sins of the Jews. The throat was slit, allowing the soul (Blood) to pour out on the ground. The flesh was than destroyed by fire on the Alter.

In order to fulfill the covenant, the flesh of the Lamb of God had to be destroyed, which it was. The only thing left was the rolled up bandages. When he was resurrected, all that he was, which was recorded in the Book of Life upon his death, was than place into a Spirit body, which allowed him to live in Heaven, once he ascended and existed in unapproachable light.

It is an example of the two forms of resurrections. Those born again are resurrected as spirit beings, at the time of the rapture or second presence of Christ. The "other sheep not of this fold" are raised in the second resurrection of Revelations, to human form for life on Earth.

Granted, you don't care any about this, as you prefer to degridate your intelligence by asking these type of questions.

Answer 3

the dog is an animal not a person that has reason capabilities niether does it know right from wrong. Jesus is also a spirit creature. So he is not in heaven with a actual body he is a spirit and rather the dog took a bite or ate the whole corps it doesnt matter Jesus still exist and the dog would not be blessed nor damned.

Answer 4

If a dog had eaten bits of the rotting corpse of Jesus Christ, it would have been reported in the Bible. Unlike man-made books, the Bible has no problem tattling on people when they sin. Moses and David murdered. Abraham, Isaac, and Jacom ALL lied. We know this because the Bible displays their sin. IF Jesus had prophesied falsely, it WOULD have been mentioned.

Answer 5

To be blessed or damned in those circumstances is a non question. Jesus is only a figure that can inspire a bless or damn if you believe the story that there was no rotting corpse, so nothing that a dog could eat.
I do hope you haven't upset anyone.

Answer 6

Ah this is impressive!
I don't think that even when I was a Satanist did I get so base for my entertainment. But alas it is your GOD given rite to be able to ask a question like that. Isn't love wonderful?
Some day when you come back home this will be forgotten along with all the other stuff.

May GOD open your eyes quicky before you hurt someone.
And may GOD bless you anyway.

Answer 7

Even Pilate said he found no fault (corruption) in Jesus.
According to Jewish law, Jesus' body was taken down off the cross, preparations were immediately made to bury Him in the tomb.

Jesus lived and died according to the scriptures (the Law and the Prophets.).

Dogs are ceremonially unclean animals, so no dog would have been allowed near.

Besides; "what if's" don't count.

Answer 8

พระบาทสมเด็จพระปรมย>, while fingering his loose a**hole and licking off the detritus, vomited forth the following question which was judged as "brilliant" and "legendary" "best question all day" by his mental and social peers, Billy Wickliffe, Chlomo, and George Lucas worshipper, Jedi Josh

>พระบาทสมเด็จพระปรมย wrote:

If a dog had eaten bits of the rotting corpse of JesusChrist...??
would the dog have been blessed or damned?
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Is this the way you plan to live your miserable life, you stunted,
malodorous f**kwit?

Let's look at your public failures:

1) Physiologically unable to pose a meaningful question. Pathetic -- and annoying.

2) Inability to discern the simplest of symbolic meanings -- this can be attributed only to rank stupidity.

3) Inability to form a simple question in a grammatically correct fashion.

4) Inability to create humor via a calculated response,
due mostly to failure #2.

5) Infantile desire to spew hate as far as technology allows.

Put this all together, and what you get is yet another illiterate, penis-grabbing asswipe whose mother hangs her head in shame. If this "writer" can embarrass himself so deftly with a few lousy words, imagine what a pitiful failure his life must be...

After Daddy worked his sorry *** off trying to capitalize on hismeager family estate funds (rolled into T-bills -- duh!), he foolishly sired this Neolithic waste of oxygen, much to the dismay of the entire family.

Daddy graduated college and got a job making middle-class wages for some villianous firm which plans to suck him dry then toss his swag-bellied corpse aside before any hint of a pension can be realized.

His useless son, undereducated, illiterate and addled by thousands of hours of TV viewing, demands a computer in his bedroom so he can "surf the Net" with his limp choad in hand and blatant inability to master simple protocols apparent for all the world to see.

After realizing error after error with a painful wince, loser-boy proceeds to feel the ever-creeping onset of depression. He begins to realize what a vapid waste of DNA he really is. To add to his pain, he continually suffers dismissals from the opposite sex, all of whom are too busy lasciviously f**king his detractors to give him the time of day.

Eventually, with the knowledge that thousands of people around the globe consider him to be a brainless, unworthy sack of protoplasm, he does the only noble act his weak little will can muster:

He sneaks into Daddy's room, nervously lifts the revolver (evolver?) from the nightstand and checks to see if it's loaded.

It is.

He sits on the bed, and as tears stream down his chubby little cheeks, he replays over and over again his humiliating public failures.

Failure after failure after failure.

Nobody loves you. Nobody gives you the time of day. No one cares about what you have to say. Everything you do is wrong. You don't know what it means to exhibit character. Even your parents, who are pre-wired to love you, see you as a failure and a nuisance.

You are a leech; a pesky, unwanted parasite. And just like any buzzing mosquito, there is only one fate you truly deserve.

With the echoing laughter of your detractors ringing in your head, you find the intestinal fortitude finally to do the right thing.

You pull the trigger. But not until you make your last futile misanthropic, and witless comment to a decent society. -- "Terrence, are you trying to be offensive or are you describing your mother?"

The bullet travels through the barrel. As the shock wave numbs your mind, all you can see is the horizontal plane of your parents' bed, and a few tendrils of dripping blood cascading down to the floor. The buzzing noise gets louder and louder. Your head feels hot, so hot. Then, in a cosmic wink, everything just goes black.

And there, you end.

And there, we rejoice.

Answer 9

it depend on how u look at. Jesus was send to help human to follow the right faith and he did that. it is up to the people to follow is words or not. he did is job and he died it up to u to make sure he did die when vein.

my answers is none. it will be like nothing happen it not really up to u to decide if the dog is dammed or not

Answer 10

There was no "rotting corpse of Jesus Christ" for the dog to eat, therefore, your question is moot.
Please, feel free to mock Christ, and the Christian faith, to your heart's content, if you feel the need to do so.
Prophecy must be fulfilled.........

Answer 11

The Son of God's body did not undergo decay. Jesus rose from the dead!