to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!
Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt,
grabbed the eighty bucks, and left!!!!
2006-10-10 09:44:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, pretty funny! I've heard it before, but it's one of those jokes where it's funny no matter how many times you hear it. lol I do feel bad for the ATM card though. lol
2006-10-10 10:36:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but u might not want 2 use the ATM card until u clean it really well
2006-10-10 10:12:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Oh, I would sanitize the ATM card.
2006-10-10 09:50:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the first time I've heard it, but still a good one!
2006-10-10 09:51:35 · answer #4 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats kinda funny even though i saw it in a cartoon before
2006-10-10 09:47:01 · answer #5 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one I like It a lot.
2006-10-10 09:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by G-man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-10-10 09:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by Elektra:Assassin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that is too funny, good one.
2006-10-10 09:46:57 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ tinker123♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice
2006-10-10 09:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwww gross but smart
2006-10-10 10:23:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋