So I was in this relationship with this girl and I was like "Let's do it" and she was like, "Huh?" I'm like "C'mon, I'm horny, let's do it!" and she was like "But we did it already a few hours ago, are you human?" So I'm like "No, I'm a puddy tat" and she was like "Huh?!" I'm like, "I'm a big, biiiiigggg puddy tat" And then she shook her head and left my apartment. I thought she'd come back later, but never did and won't return my calls...damn.
2006-10-10
09:35:12
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➔ Singles & Dating