2006-10-10 09:27:40 · 29 answers · asked by steven r 2 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
I hate to tell you this dude but the jedi's and Siths were part of a galaxy far, far away. It was also a long time ago!!! Remember, George Lucas turned it into a film.... so it has to be a TRUE STORY!!
The original art of using the force is pretty much dead!!
Have you ever thought of being a Power Ranger?
Have you ever thought of being bitten by a genetically-enhanced Spider?
Face modern days dude.... and consider Ju-Jitsu or something!!!
2006-10-15 13:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by The Avenger 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go to the video shop and borrow all 6 star wars movies. Get a 3 litre bottle of coke and stay up all night watching and studying the ways of the jedi. USE THE FORCE!!
2006-10-10 14:52:15 · answer #2 · answered by lamy_v_001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Visit Luke Skywalker and his Jedi Academy on Yavin IV.
2006-10-10 12:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by nonexistentdog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in your next census mark down your religion as jedi....!!!!
like me
4 years ago the last time a census was done this happened if there are more than 10,000 answers on a census declaring the same religion then it becomes a religion by legal right hence i am now a jedi knight!!!
2006-10-13 12:15:15 · answer #4 · answered by DEE 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am sure there is a school out there that will sell you a Jedi Knight certificate. I am sure of it because there are schools out there that will sell you whatever rank you want to pay for.
If I had a nickel for every belt factory black belt I have run into .....well.....I could buy a black belt.
2006-10-10 09:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by spidertiger440 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
strong be the force with you me think for train you i will
make all cheques payable to yodas school of jedi warriors
£120000000 and you get a free light saber
2006-10-10 09:37:39 · answer #6 · answered by axemanjase 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to a Jedi Master.
They find you.
So maybe you should just sit back and wait!
2006-10-10 09:38:48 · answer #7 · answered by shawden 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 7 year old son can teach you. He has been taught by the master Obi Wan Kanobi, and has been awarded the green light saber. Truly an honour.
May the force be with you.
2006-10-10 09:34:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're kidding, right? Jedi Knights aren't real, you stupid freak!
2006-10-15 05:19:25 · answer #9 · answered by cyberjar88 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Visit Yoda on Dagobah.
2006-10-10 11:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋