joke no3. of the day?

Question

A guy & a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?" "Didn't feel a thing

Answer 1

He really didn't do a good job drilling her.

Answer 2

Joke number 4- The woman is served papers because the man rented her property for drilling purposes and after pulling his equipment out he found the drill head was permanently damaged and deformed by some underground disorder,not to mention it was a dry hole. So he refused to pay for the use of her rental property. She counter sues and says that when he withdrew his drilling equipment he dragged it thru the shrubbery and left the entire hole excessible to children and other disorders! Who's attorney is funnier?

Answer 3

Haha, that's a good one! I like the last part, unexpected, but funny.

Answer 4

lol thats a real good one

Answer 5

Whoa, wasn't expecting that ending.

Answer 6

He didn't feel a thing because they did nothing but talk! ^_^

Answer 7

nice

Answer 8

no sence washing his hands naked

Answer 9

haha

Answer 10

hahahaha,cool