I have a wonderful son named Steven who just turned 13 this past August. For his birthday, I got him a beautiful handpainted porcelain doll from JC Penney's that he named Patricia.
He's been collecting these porcelain dolls sinc he was 8 or 9. This last doll nearly cost me an arm and a leg though so I told Steven that he can't play with it like he plays with his other dolls, that Patricia had to stay on the shelf.
Anyway, this morning after I got back home from Costco, I walked into Steven's room and caught him trying to breastfeed his new doll Patricia.
My first thought was that how wonderful of a dad Steven's going to be, but my second thought was that the oils from his skin were going to stain the white porcelain. I'm afraid he's going to ruin the porcelain. Is there a cleaner I can use that's gentle enough for the porcelain?
What's more, is that he was wearing my new bra I got from Lane Bryant and he stretched it out.
2006-10-10 09:07:09 · 34 answers · asked by LaDeen 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
you can sprinkle some cream of tartar on a damp clothe to clean the porcelain
as far as the bras go, you should buy him his own so he doesn't stretch yours out...
2006-10-10 09:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by sinistermoo 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ok, if you think the dolls were expensive just wait until he wants a sex change! Get the kid a BB gun or some issues of Playboy so he can catch up to a some what normal 13 year old, and for God's sake quit buying him dolls and take away the ones he has already! If he's 13 and playing with dolls he's not right, usually girls of that age don't play with dolls.
2006-10-10 09:20:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Cleaning the porcelain doll sounds like the least of your problems. You might want to get your son some counseling.
2006-10-10 09:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by Mimi 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i ahve read the other post and they just hate that you are a great mom! I support your efforts to bring up an enlighten male child.
I am a doll colector myself i started just like Steven when I was young. My mom helped too my boyfriend and I now collect them together. Ralph always says David you have more dolls than anyone I know.
Ther is nothing wrong with breast feeding a doll as Ralph he does it all the time and he is 50 years old
I love your parenting style and hope to adopted it myself one day!
Love
David and Ralph husband and wife 2005
2006-10-11 05:45:12 · answer #4 · answered by Cherry Berry 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Maybe there's a place you can take the doll and have a special coating put on it so little Stevie can breast feed with out the worry of having to wrap himself in plastic so he won't ruin Patricia.
Maybe you should take him to Lane Bryant's to pick out a couple of his own bras so he'll stop wearing yours. While you're at it I would get the matching panties to go with them too.
2006-10-10 09:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Reading all four of your questions (so far) left me in hysterics. Obviously you are a wickedly funny person, but perhaps you should find a better way of amusing yourself (and a better outlet for your creativity) than getting unsuspecting people all in an uproar because they think you're serious. Just a thought.
2006-10-10 09:17:15 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer D 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
This is totally ridiculous. What kind of a woman buys her son porcelain dolls, or even just dolls in general? I think you both have some serious issues that only therapy could help out with.....get that kid a football and kick him out from under your skirt to start with --- Good Grief!!!!
By the way -- what in the world does the topic of your discussion have to do with cooking --- it appears that due to your lack of attention to details you don't know the difference between what is correct or incorrect. My goodness, your worried about some stupid porcelain doll being stained and how to clean it instead of the real issues with your son.
I think your a few fries short of a Happy Meal. Go get some help!
2006-10-10 09:46:29 · answer #7 · answered by pooterosa 5 · 4⤊ 5⤋
Hate to break it to you, but inside, Steven is Stephanie. Beter face that fact now. ANd the parental influence didn't help any.
2006-10-10 12:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by howlettlogan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you have more of a problem than staining the doll. send your son to a psychiatrist immediately!
and what the heck does this have to do with Cooking and Recipes?
2006-10-10 09:29:58 · answer #9 · answered by michelle 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
this fruit-loop used to come into yahoo chat rooms and ask similar questions wanting to know if anyone had a thirteen year old son she used this question and questions about masturbation
2006-10-10 09:21:24 · answer #10 · answered by kim a 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋