the lone ranger is in a saloon havin a whiskey, coz it was very cold outside they woul,nt let tonto in he was told to run on the spot to keep warm, about 15 mins later a gunman walks in and says which one of you is the lone ranger, i am hesays why, just wanna tell u ,you left your injun running outside
2006-10-10 09:01:26 · 18 answers · asked by lizzard 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lame...
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2006-10-10 09:04:31 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Lone Ranger and Tonto have been traveling around the great Plains , while hastily Tonto jumps down from the lower back of Silver, runs forward some ft, lays down and places his ear to the floor....after a 2d or 2 Tonto jumps to his ft and says to Lone Ranger,... " Lone Ranger !..... Buffalo come !!", The Lone Ranger looks at Tonto and says "Wow ! this is stunning !! ".."How do you understand ?!", Tonto replies mutually as wiping his cheek... "Sticky face "!.....
2016-11-27 19:43:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another old joke lone ranger and Tonto ride into a trap and are surrounded by Indians the lone ranger turns to Tonto and says what are we gonna do now Tonto .Tonto replies what do you mean WE white man
2006-10-10 10:10:44 · answer #3 · answered by haveacigar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old lone ranger joke! so him & tonto r going thru this valley, when suddenly indians appear either side of the valley & begin to fire arrows at them. all the arrows seem to be hitting tonto so he asks why this is? the lone ranger replies "its my new aftershave...... aramis (arrow miss) groan.
2006-10-10 09:06:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good keep them coming
2006-10-10 09:07:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is terrible!!! But in a funny way!!! lol
2006-10-10 18:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad.
2006-10-10 09:05:05 · answer #7 · answered by johnala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh? Do you mean engine?
2006-10-10 09:19:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny even though i heard it before
2006-10-10 09:10:36 · answer #9 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-10 21:54:35 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe...
2006-10-10 19:30:34 · answer #11 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋