Please could somebody who knows spanish and is relatively good with medical terms translate the following?

Question

Monoclonal antibody and interferon, for the treatment of cancer and viral diseases;
Anti-meningitis B and hepatitis B vaccine, both have been certified by the WHO;
Recombinant streptokinase for the treatment of heart attacks;
biomodulin-T;
blood derivatives (albumin, anti meningococcal immonuglobulin);
vaccines (rabies, small pox, tetanus, diphtheria; salmonella tiphi).

Thanks a lot

Answer 1

El anticuerpo de Monoclonal e interferon, para el tratamiento de cáncer y las enfermedades virales;
Anti-meningitis B y hepatitis la vacuna de B, los dos se han certificado por el OMS;
Streptokinase de Recombinant para el tratamiento de ataques cardíacos;
biomodulin-T;
los derivado de sangres (albúmina, anti el immonuglobulin del meningococcal);
vacunas (rabias, varicela pequeña, tétano, difteria; tiphi de la salmonela).

Answer 2

Which online translator did you use Tasha?

I could translate this, but I'll take £40 in cash, and in advance, first.

Here's a freebie: WHO is (obviously) the World Health Organisation. But not so obvious to Tasha. She translated it as though it was the word "who", and so: "quién". It should have been OMS (Organización Mundial de la Salud).

Excuse me whilst I roll on the floor laughing

Answer 3

jaja babel fish? maybe.

Answer 4

I hate to break this to you but that is English.
There is no Spanish in it