A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner.
The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he came up with a plan.
On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."
2006-10-10 08:16:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was freakin hillarious.
2006-10-10 08:21:04 · answer #1 · answered by drkblueangel14 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 04:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frigging great ,but very old story.
It grew a beard as long as the guy who is in the record books.
But:still funny.
TX for sharing it with them who never have heard it before.
Have a great day:Robbie Holland.
2006-10-10 08:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still as hilarious as first time i heard it.... but hnestly u peopple!! make ur own jokes and stop stealing them from places like ebaums world lol... teehee
Good jokes tho.. good jokes.
2006-10-10 10:26:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one was better than #2 joke of the day, i like it! sick humor! keep the good jokes coming... made me laugh
2006-10-10 08:28:34 · answer #5 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh? I don't really get it. I don't even know what masturebate means! 0_0
2006-10-10 08:22:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA im embarressed for the man.
2006-10-10 09:40:37 · answer #7 · answered by dori m. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, thats a good one. very funny.
2006-10-10 08:36:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-10 08:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL Good One :-)
2006-10-10 08:24:35 · answer #10 · answered by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥MzPretty♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋