throw me one
2006-10-10 08:11:55 · 7 answers · asked by hey_yourmothers 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his
name to Beaver
Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey
you guys, break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she
stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Yo' mama a saint...a St. Bernard!
Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone
Yo Mama is so poor, she told your little siser that Santa Claus was dead.
Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a
biological weapon
Your mama's so dumb, she had to have a cook help her make ramen noodles
Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light
Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign
that said “airport left.” So she turned around and went home.
'Your mama is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing
on her back.
Yo mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be
continued'
yo mama so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit
Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on buses
Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a
week.
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the
tide.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
you mama so ugly your father takes her to work so he doesnt have to kiss her
good-bye
2006-10-10 08:26:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mama"s so bald every time she puts on a turtleneck she looks like a busted rubber.
2006-10-10 15:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by hydroco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat her picture on the wall fell because the nail it was hangin from broke
2006-10-10 15:32:23 · answer #3 · answered by ♫ sf_ca ღ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama's got more chins than a chinease phone book
2006-10-10 15:19:08 · answer #4 · answered by Alexxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama's so fat, she plays hopskotch like this...New York, Chicago, San Francisco
2006-10-10 15:35:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey.
2006-10-11 07:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Candi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....... mom is great wise, she tried to suicide, by jumping out of the basement window.
2006-10-10 15:33:56 · answer #7 · answered by king style 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋