why did the chicken cross the road?
its an old joke with a load of different answers, which one is the funniest? it may turn out to be none are funny but just try anyway!
2006-10-10 08:10:32 · 29 answers · asked by nippauk2001 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because that chicken wants to runaway and get away with everything; that chicken had enough of everything.... sick of being called "chicken".... !!!!
:::GRRrRRrrrrRRR:::: -chicken
2006-10-10 08:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Captain Kirk's Answer:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Another Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.
The Bible's Answer:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
Another Answer:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?
Plenty more where that came from!
2006-10-10 08:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by ASH 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Obscure...Because she was stapled to the punker's leg.
Obvious:... There was a car coming.
Obsequious:... She wanted to lay it on the line.
Directive:... She wanted to stretch her legs.
Argumentative:.... To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
Philosophical:....Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.
Political:...I was not aware of the chicken's crossing the road or of any accounting tricks used by Enron to disguise the chicken's true position.
Gambler:...I don't know, but I swear I didn't bet on it.
Gandhi:...All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.
Impressionist:...snow
Sci-Fi:...to escape the alien abductors.
2006-10-10 08:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by Walking on Sunshine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the chicken crossed the road thinking it would touch lucky if you run it over and save him from get a cut throat,it was fed up of being everyones wake up call at 4.00am
2006-10-10 09:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the road made him angry! The chicken "crossed" the road!
2006-10-10 08:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by Akira_Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beats me, but the masochist crossed the road because he was nailed to the chicken.
2006-10-10 08:12:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.to get to the other side
2. he didnt he got stuck
3. I dont know
4. to find the egg
5. for a date.
6. to answer the phone.
7. to have some pie
8. to curle up and die
9. to get a big sigh
10. he thought he could run and fly
were stuck in work and have been trying our best...
love gnome
2006-10-10 08:17:44 · answer #7 · answered by gotta_be_gnome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was a show off-poultry in motion!
Or he had only one eye and was trying to get to the Bird's Eye shop!
Or maybe he only got halfway across as he wanted to lay it on the line!
2006-10-10 12:30:31 · answer #8 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken had five cats chasing it and had no where to go but get to the other side.
2006-10-10 08:23:38 · answer #9 · answered by djr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To see the farmer cos he heard that being kinky you had to use the feathers and being perverted he had to use the whole chicken and chicken was feeling lucky!!!
2006-10-10 08:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from the people on Answers who keep asking him if he or his mate the egg came first!
2006-10-10 08:15:31 · answer #11 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋