couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking
the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to
the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that
cliff. It moves pretty fast. I'll bet I could jump off of the
ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to
the bar!"
"No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death."
"Well, I'm going to try it!", says the first, and at that he walks
over, stands on the ledge, and leaps off in a swan dive. Sure
enough, he comes sailing back up in no time, and lands on his feet
right in front of the bar.
"I can't believe it!" says the second guy, "that's impossible" .
So the first drunk does it again: he jumps off the cliff, catches
the wind in his coat, and comes sailing back to the bar.
"Go ahead", he says, "try it, it's great!"
"Well, OK, I'm just drunk enough to give it a go", says the second
fellow. So he climbs the ledge and leaps off the cliff, only to
fall screaming to his death on the rocks below.
The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink.
The bartender steps over, looks him in the eye, and says to him:
"You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes when you've been
drinking, Superman".
2006-10-10 07:56:43 · 31 answers · asked by sugarpie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey guys. luv u all. thnx a lot. this really made ma day. theres one more comin up....
2006-10-10 08:53:28 · update #1
very funny haha :-)
2006-10-10 07:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by tezzadaman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't make me laugh but much better than the other jokes I've read. I prefer the randy superman joke. He'd always fancied Wonder Woman and she was laid naked sunbathing at the top of a sky-scraper. Superman thought to himself 'Im faster than a speeding bullet I'll fly over, give her one and be gone before she knows what's happening', so he flies over gives her one and is gone in a flash. "Wow, what was that?" said Wonder Woman. The Invisible man stands up and says "I dont know but my bum is killing me"
2006-10-11 04:59:03 · answer #2 · answered by MGN2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor, heard a similar version but about Jesus walking on water!!
Anyhoo carrying on the theme....
Superman was flying around keeping an eye on the city streets when he sees Wonder Woman naked on a rooftop rything around in the summers sun.
Wicked thoughts entered Supermans head, and he thought to himself.
"I could fly down there, have my merry way and fly away before I was caught!"
So thats exactly what he does. In a flash he's come and gone.
"What was that?" Wonder woman asks
"Christ knows!" Said the Invisible Man " But my backside is killing me!!!"
2006-10-10 15:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by paul m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
High-Larious
2006-10-10 15:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by Drew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No this didnt make me laugh you freakin lunatic! How bad does it hafta get when you laugh at another persons death that way!
Here I am sittin in hell cause your so called HERO did a trick on me! As soon as I get outta here, well I oughta!!!!!! Superman will be no match for me............
2006-10-10 15:12:27 · answer #5 · answered by tigrpawwz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi there! Off course this made me laugh, considering all the given answers it's clear that you have won many chuckles today ^__^
God Bless ^__^
2006-10-10 15:19:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!
Pure Quality, why people don't tell classic jokes like that anymore?
Thanks for making me laugh!
xxx
2006-10-10 15:03:33 · answer #7 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So red bull isn't the only thing that gives u wings huh? Ha Ha Ha.
2006-10-10 15:07:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean. good. funny. Hahahahahahahahahaha
2006-10-10 15:01:42 · answer #9 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Hilarious! ROFL!
2006-10-10 15:00:02 · answer #10 · answered by Hater 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheheheehee finally a reasonable joke hahah
2006-10-10 15:08:19 · answer #11 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋