2006-10-10 06:36:16 · 24 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have already got my limit on picking the best answers as well and for the other question of how I got so many points so fast, I am a Yahoo!Answersaholic. I do my answer limit and vote limit every day and I even get some of my answers picked as best answer. Thanks to those that choose me. :O)
2006-10-10 06:58:03 · update #1
I have an awesome joke....wanna hear it....???
Here it is....
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders . . .
. . . using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red...................cherry",
"Yellow............... lemon"
"Green.................lime",
"Orange...............orange".
Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well" he said,
"I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!!!"
2006-10-10 06:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i just bought a phone, ate white castle, am at work and am probably going to get in trouble for being on here so much but my job is boring and i need something to do to pass the time!!!
oh yeah, and I live for Frame-tastic Fridays!!!
and here's a joke for you...
There was a blonde cop that pulled over a blonde lady that had been speeding on the highway, the blonde cop walked up to the window and asked to see her license and registration. The blonde driver finds her registration but cannot find her license. So the blonde driver asks the blonde cop, "What does it look like?" The blonde cop replied, "It's kind of square and has a picture of you on it..." So the blonde driver fumbles around a little bit more in her car to find it... she finally came across a square compact, opened it and saw that it was her! She handed the compact to the blonde cop as her license, when the blonde cop opened it she said "Oh, I'm sorry ma'am... I didn't know you were a cop...!"
2006-10-10 13:41:21 · answer #2 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hate it when that happens. Okay you posted this in Jokes & Riddles so are you looking for jokes. I do blonde jokes and yes I am blonde. How can you tell that blonde has been at the computer screen? By the white out on the screen. What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes? An interreptor. Why did the blonde dye her hair brown? Artificial intelliegence. Why did the blonde smile every time it lightned outside? She thought she was having her picture taken. I hope you enjoyed them.
2006-10-10 13:40:57 · answer #3 · answered by Marenight 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sure....you can still earn points by going to the DISCOVER tab at the top and voting on what you feel the best answer is to some undecided questions. Depending on what level you are is how many of those you are allowed to vote on a day. They are only worth one point each but it goes fast!! That is what i do when i run out of questions to answer!!
Good Luck
2006-10-10 13:50:29 · answer #4 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that happened to me last week.
Then you just sit there for the rest of the day twiddling thumbs.
On my way into work this morning I kept sining that old song time after time.
"If your lost, you can look, and you will find me. Time after time."
And I am still sining it. D^MN
Dreanzunlimeted: That was some funny Sh*t.
I am so telling my mom, shes the holder of jokes in my family.
OH F**K!! my sides hurt.
2006-10-10 14:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well today is Tuesday, October 10, 2006 and Friday is Friday the 13th, I wonder why they didn't put Halloween on Friday the 13th!@
2006-10-10 13:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by nswblue 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolute rubbish smiley - I've seen you write "don't know" to at least 2 questions in the last hour. Thats called "point gaming"...and its really irritating for people who actually want genuine answers. If you don't know, don't answer.
2006-10-11 09:12:19 · answer #7 · answered by gromitski 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I get paid on Monday. My daughter is cute and she is a baby model. You should get a life and do something else since you cant answer anymore
2006-10-10 13:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can share my toast and tea with you. Do you want cream and sugar or lemon? How about the toast butter and jam or butter alone? Have a seat and relax.
2006-10-10 13:39:55 · answer #9 · answered by carmen d 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry about your limit. How'd you get to so much points so fast.
2006-10-10 13:51:18 · answer #10 · answered by leilis4 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋