Mine is, Quasi is in the kitchen with Esmerelda and she asks him to pass the Wok, "Great, are we having chinese" he asks, "No silly, I'm ironing your shirt"
2006-10-10 06:31:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think Sally has the hump with me!
2006-10-10 07:22:49 · update #1
Tom Thumb, Cinderella and Quasimodo are talking. Tom says, I bet I'm the smallest person in the world, Cinders says "I bet I'm the prettiest person in the world", and Quasimodo says "I bet I'm the ugliest person in the world". So they go to the records office to find out. Tom Thumb goes in, then comes out smiling. "yep, I'm the smallest person in the whole world". Cinderella goes in, then comes out smiling. "I'm the prettiest person in the world". Quasimodo goes in to the office, then comes out a few minutes later looking furious. "Who the F**king hell is Hugh Jenas!!! (insert your friends name in here!!)
2006-10-10 07:56:23 · answer #1 · answered by andygos 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quasimodo Jokes
2016-11-12 08:19:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is rarely known that Quasimodo had a brother with a similar disability and unknown to the townspeople he took over the role of the bell-ringer, As he got older he shrank in stature and had to take a run up and jump to reach the bell-rope, The older he got the more he shrank in height and eventually he was taking a 3 metre run-up, One day he missed the rope entirely and flew over the parapet and landed 'splat' in the middle of the village square. The locals gathered around looking at a face they had never seen before, whispering among themselve, 'who is he'?
An older local passing by said:'Remember Quasimodo? this guy is a dead-ringer for his brother'.
2014-08-16 02:12:48 · answer #3 · answered by Rod 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quasi falls off the top of the bell tower and lands with a thump in a heap on the floor. He looks up at the bell tower and says "Esmerelda - that's not what I meant when I said 'Toss me off'!"
2006-10-10 08:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by Scoob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quasi go's to the doc's to find out what his hump is all about , the doc say's take of your jacket an sit down , he say's how old are you Quasi and Quasi say's i'm 46 , doc say's and when did you leave school ,Quasi say's 30 yr's ago ' doc say's , did'nt you ever wonder what happened to your f*cking satchel !
2006-10-10 07:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was the first Quasimodo joke I've heard. That I can think of anyway. That was funny though.
2006-10-10 06:34:58 · answer #6 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard of any Quasimodo jokes
2006-10-10 07:39:59 · answer #7 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
somebody asks quasimodo if he would like a cup of tea or coffee quasi says yes the person asks do you take sugar quasi replys yes but only 1 lump please i dont want too add to my problems
2006-10-10 06:47:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mrs Modo phones her sons employer and says Quasie won't be into work today, the humpy git has got a bad back,
2006-10-10 07:46:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quasimodo?
Never met the guy.
But his face rings a bell.
2006-10-10 07:27:07 · answer #10 · answered by Bladerunner (Dave) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋