An atheist was walking through the woods. He said
to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charging towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path.
He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of
him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!!!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist, and
even credit creation to cosmic accident."
"Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a
believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to
suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the
BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head
& spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through
Christ our Lord, Amen"
2006-10-10 06:19:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That joke was funny as hell. I wish I could give you all of my points for that one!!
2006-10-10 06:25:25 · answer #1 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if I had a dollar for every time I heard this enlightening story -under various forms- I would make Donald Trump look like some guy from Somalia
2006-10-10 13:25:36 · answer #2 · answered by oana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
It's Too Bad It Took All That To Make Him Believe!!
2006-10-10 13:44:07 · answer #3 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lord bless this Joke, Christ our Lord, Amen
2006-10-10 13:23:01 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because God will suddenly be real when an atheist is about to die! Ha... yes... amusing. *eyeroll*
2006-10-10 21:02:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAH! I've heard that one. It's really good!
2006-10-10 15:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by heresto∆1094 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute!
2006-10-10 13:24:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee hee
2006-10-10 13:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!! That is too funny.
2006-10-10 13:23:59 · answer #9 · answered by Brittney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!
2006-10-10 13:27:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋