A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take thatchance."
2006-10-10 06:11:18 · 24 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Imagine: Alive wife-nags constantly. Dead wife, resurected= Eternal nagnation. What does lol mean?
2006-10-10 06:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont understand why men talk about their wife like this when they are the ones that ask her to marry her. And its funny that you say that woman nag their husbands when guys never do anything. Maybe thats why the nag.
2006-10-10 06:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by Island Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, oh and make sure she is facing down, so in case she wakes up and brakes through the wood she will just keep digging down
JK!
2006-10-10 07:12:12 · answer #3 · answered by CA guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no bad again.....have you any jokes which haven't been around for a wee while,please don't take offence its just i want to read new jokes.....but hey keep up the good work,alot of people on here don't have much of a humour....
2006-10-10 09:57:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It is a goodie, and I like this joke. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great weekend.
2006-10-14 01:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-10-10 06:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by dyanalokz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Where did you hear that?
2006-10-10 06:15:42 · answer #7 · answered by sspinnj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee heee
2006-10-10 06:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardy har-har
smart man.
2006-10-10 06:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by staxi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-10-10 06:13:48 · answer #10 · answered by schmushe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋