A reporter gets a call to go and cover a hit-and-run accident. The reporter reaches the but cannot see who or what was the victim cause there's alot of pedeatrians surroundind the victim. So he comes up with this brilliant plan to pass through the crowd. He starts bawling hysterically, " Whoy mi mada dead. Whoi let mi through. Whoi mi waah si mi mada. Whoi let me through, let me through. Whoi mi mada. (Jamaican dialect.) So the pedestrians move aside and let's him through. He continues Whoi mi... He get's through the crowd only to see a dead donkey on the ground. Now come to think of it, he must have felt like a real jackass. Who' ur mother?
2006-10-10 05:44:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heh... That's pretty good.
2006-10-10 08:58:06 · answer #1 · answered by Rei-chan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Don't quit your day job and become a stand up comedian any time soon, OK.
2006-10-10 05:47:43 · answer #2 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really joke-funny, but an okay story.
2006-10-10 05:46:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, its just not working for you honey, sorry. But hey, dont feel bad, at least you werent the one who made that up, you just told it.
2006-10-10 05:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by Brittney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly boy, very funny!
2006-10-10 06:04:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i knew this so called joke, after reading first two lines.........very old one...
2006-10-10 05:48:09 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so did you still made your report? lol
2006-10-10 05:50:09 · answer #7 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-10-10 05:52:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
UM......OK.......I see.
2006-10-10 05:49:13 · answer #9 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋