2006-10-10 05:29:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Good question!
It's the old omnipotence paradox - if God exists and is omnipotent, can God create an object so heavy that he can't lift it? If not, he's not omnipotent. If he can, he's made something he can't do and so he's not omnipotent...
The answer is yes - Jesus could microwave a burito so hot that he couldn't eat it at that time. But then as soon as it was cooked, he could immediately miracle his mouth so it could withstand the blazing heat, thus making the burito edible to him again, and allowing him to retain his crown as the 'miracle dude'.
Of course this assumes that Jesus actually exists, and that he does own a microwave. Personally, I'm not convinced...
2006-10-11 11:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by Chrisso De La Zouch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that stereotyping Latinos is very funny! I bet you're a Gringo too.
2006-10-10 05:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by papa_nago 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus who?
2006-10-10 05:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by Sami V 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since he exist in unapproachable light, I imagine he will always be hotter.
2006-10-10 05:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No He knows how to follow directions.
2006-10-10 05:32:50 · answer #5 · answered by spareo1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wont be eating again till he takes his church bride
2006-10-10 05:31:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-10-10 05:33:33 · answer #7 · answered by Bubbles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how stupid can u get
2006-10-10 05:32:16 · answer #8 · answered by big brat 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋