how and where do babies happen
2006-10-10 05:23:54 · 14 answers · asked by Farty 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
You are definitely right. I know it.
2006-10-10 05:27:17 · answer #1 · answered by ricardo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Babies come from little pods situated in a very secret place on Antarctica. When parents are hugging eachother it sends electrical impulses to the Antarctic. These electrical impulses are picked up by little kindergarden elves who are able to find out who the two parents are by measuring the length of the vibrations. They then spin around really fast and drill a large hole in the ground. They give a note of who the parents are to large seals who live under the ice who in turn take the note to the huge Walrus who burps out the babies. The seals then deliver the babies back to the elves and the elves then give the babies to a stork - the stork then flies the babies to the place where the parents are hugging and drops the baby on the head of the father.
Believe it or not this process only takes a matter of minutes because the elves, seals & storks are so fast.
2006-10-10 12:33:49 · answer #2 · answered by Paul 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi,
Fatty. Parents and couples love each other. No there is a lot more to it than what you think. Before I respond to your question's about sex and copulation and the reproductive process, I need to know how old you are?
My question to you would be why is your nickname Fatty?
Ms Mae
2006-10-10 12:30:58 · answer #3 · answered by Mae G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Vlasic Stork drops them off with pickles for Mom.....
2006-10-10 12:26:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an drunk stork flies by and delivers a baby, just before blacking out from the tequila.
2006-10-10 12:32:42 · answer #5 · answered by Crimson King 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a stork brings them to your parents just like santa brings toys to you but the stork doesn't come down the chimney and doesn't like milk and cookies he also doesn't have a need for reindeer
2006-10-10 12:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by suzie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats with the obsurd questions...read a book, research it on the internet, ask your parents
( if you are adult posting this and think its funny, its not...just shows that you have too much time on your hands )
2006-10-10 12:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by sherichance79 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh shucks now our secret is out.
2006-10-10 12:39:50 · answer #8 · answered by Jacks036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha .....are you serious? you know where they come from and ummm...... theres actually 2 places they can comr from...out yo mommas stomach or out yo mommas cuchi
2006-10-10 12:27:15 · answer #9 · answered by leli 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try asking your parents
2006-10-10 12:33:27 · answer #10 · answered by exodus64_1996 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋