Did you hear about the guy that drowned in a vat of muesli ??
Apparently he was pulled under by a strong current !
2006-10-10 04:59:11 · 41 answers · asked by Miss Tickle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I told my family your joke. My dad's head fell off and my mum's side split. My brother died of laughter. That makes you a "Cereal Killer"
Do I win a prize?
2006-10-10 06:04:04 · answer #1 · answered by messymessina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard about the guy who drowned in a vat of lager,he had to get out 3 times for a piss.
2006-10-10 07:13:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the same subject, I heard that Julie Andrews went up to the Alps and started sprinkling currants, hazelnuts and wheat flakes all over the mountain.
So she could sing ...
"THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUESLI"...
You had to be there. lol
2006-10-10 05:22:29 · answer #3 · answered by david4thelord 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not tickling......
How do you find this one?
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
2006-10-10 05:13:02 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not that funny but david4thelord and messymessina's response to ur joke made me laugh out loud..
2006-10-10 06:10:31 · answer #5 · answered by aiLy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny at all. Have you been at the Christmas crackers already?
2006-10-10 05:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It got a giggle from me, not the most amusing joke, but no harm done anyway!
2006-10-10 05:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kids might find it funny, I dont need to be a little more subtle.
2006-10-10 05:01:50 · answer #8 · answered by scrambulls 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like it i was really slow on the uptake though think maybe i need some sleep lol
2006-10-10 09:43:45 · answer #9 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell is "muesli"? I dont get it.
2006-10-10 06:00:14 · answer #10 · answered by Brittney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋