After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following:
We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people. They all live in little tin boxes. They ride on big three-wheeled tricycles and they all wear nametags because they don't know who they are. They go to a big building called a wrecking hall; but if it was wrecked, they got it fixed because it's all right now. They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very good.
There is a swimming pool there. They go into it and just stand there with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim.
As you go into their park, there is a dollhouse with a little man sitting in it. He watches all day so they can't get out without him seeing them. When they can sneak out they go to the beach and pick up shells that they think are dollars.
My Grandma used to bake cookies and stuff, but I guess she forgot how. Nobody cooks, they just eat out. They eat the same thing every night, Early Birds. Some of the people are so retarded that they don't know how to cook at all, so my Grandma and Grandpa bring food into the wrecked hall and they call it "pot luck."
My Grandma says Grandpa worked hard all his life and earned his retardment. I wish they would move back up here, but I guess the little man in the dollhouse won't let them out.
2006-10-10 04:48:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you should meet Citizen
2006-10-10 04:51:11 · answer #1 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats great sounds just like my grandparents place down in Texas!!
2006-10-10 05:05:25 · answer #2 · answered by josie_14_14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute and for everyone thats asking for a question...not all jokes are questions fools.
2006-10-10 05:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(As scooby would say.) Yee hi hihi hi hi hi. Ri ront ret it. But seriously though where's the question?
2006-10-10 05:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow thats a long question!
2006-10-10 04:49:48 · answer #5 · answered by riettebotha2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You see??
If an adult said that, it would provoke nothing even close to the same reaction!!
Kids are inspiring.
2006-10-10 04:54:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Explain everything
2006-10-10 04:55:04 · answer #7 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah your right that is called "have the water have not fire and have the fire have not water" in Uighur culture have that Idiom.
2006-10-10 20:15:17 · answer #8 · answered by Abdumalik A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes? No? Maybe, this isn't a question...
2006-10-10 04:50:26 · answer #9 · answered by spam_and_junk_mail 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome! Made me laugh, hard! :)
2006-10-10 05:08:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋