A college jock, a fireman, and a woman all apply to the CIA. The recruiter takes the jock into a room. "We want you, but first you must pass a test to see if you will put the CIA first in your life." He hands the jock a gun. "Your wife sits behind that door. Go inside, shoot her, and come back for your first assignment. The jock shudders and walks away shaking his head.
Next the recruiter brings in the fireman. He gives him the same spiel. The fireman takes the gun, starts to the door, but stops. "I can't do it, he says, handing back the gun.
Finally, the recruiter brings in the woman. Before he can finish his talk, she grabs the gun, walks inside, and slams the door shut. You hear her husband say, "Honey?" Then you hear shots and eventually a series of horrible screams and thuds.
Bloodspattered, the woman returns. The recruiter seems stunned and he asks, "What happened?"
The woman responds, "Why didn't you say the gun had blanks? I had to beat him to death with the chair.
2006-10-10 04:40:36 · 12 answers · asked by Laura D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Laura made me laughing all the way....to bed...hahahahah......a good one.........LMAO
2006-10-10 05:16:14 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cia Entrance Exam
2016-12-18 18:13:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was on here a few days ago and it wasn't funny then.
2006-10-10 05:08:19 · answer #3 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....sometimes i feel I should try applying for the CIA....lol
2006-10-10 04:47:57 · answer #4 · answered by tearsnomore2005 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe that's a good one.
2006-10-10 05:04:09 · answer #5 · answered by LilLegs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it's still funny!!
2006-10-10 04:43:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well did she get the job then..?
2006-10-10 04:58:22 · answer #7 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh
2006-10-10 04:55:24 · answer #8 · answered by st.uncumber 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great!
2006-10-10 04:51:48 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it. She's stupid.
2006-10-10 04:42:46 · answer #10 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋