A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!" the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."
"You goddamned tightwad!" blurted the spectator.
"Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."
"You cheap son of a..." the man starts to shout.
The Judge thunders back "If you don''t tell me the reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!"
"I''ve lived next to that lying bastard for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a f*****g tool when I needed to borrow one!"
2006-10-10 04:28:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-10 04:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How could he ever had them, when he is using tools for the purposes mentioned by the Judge!!
2006-10-10 04:34:46 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh Heh Heh
2006-10-10 05:19:31 · answer #3 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice .....without the profanity.
2006-10-10 04:41:38 · answer #4 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm...I guess it's funny, in an icky way
2006-10-10 04:40:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious. LOL LOL
2006-10-10 04:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!! Thats great!!!!
2006-10-10 06:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by Brittney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-10 04:30:21 · answer #8 · answered by fayem7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a nice one........hahaha.....LMAO
2006-10-10 05:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-10 04:43:36 · answer #10 · answered by tearsnomore2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋