2006-10-10 04:26:20 · 28 answers · asked by tee_hee_ssh 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh what fun your having with this question..Carry on please!!
2006-10-11 04:54:56 · update #1
This is one of the only things I remember from spanish class. "Pancho Carrancho/mato a su mujer/con cinco cuchillos/y un alfiler." Its a nursery rhyme about Pancho, who kills his mother with seven knives and a safety pin.
2006-10-10 04:35:01 · answer #1 · answered by lucygoosy2004 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
humpty dumpty sat on the wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses
and all the kings men couldnt put humpty together again
firstly why a big egg
why on a wall
and why on earth would kings horses an dmen waste time on a stinking egg!!!!
lastly a nursery rhyme where basically someone/thing dies not very nice hey
and by the way
ring a ring a roses
a pocket full of poeys
a tissue
a tissue
we all fall down
its about the plague poseys were to ward away bad smells as thats what they thought made the plague and a tissue (sneeze)
we all fall down (pretty self explanatry)
2006-10-10 16:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty.. it needs no further explanation..come to think of it, none of the nursery rhymes make (logical) sense, except maybe Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, which is actually quite philosophical...(and we wonder why children take so long to learn stuff!!)
2006-10-10 11:31:36 · answer #3 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've always considered it to be Rock-a-bye Baby.
Who puts a baby in a cradle in the top of a tree and then waits for the wind to blow, the bough to break and then let the baby and cradle fall?
Sounds like the plot of a horror story to me.
2006-10-10 12:35:45 · answer #4 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well ''ring a ring a rose a pocket full of posies a tissue a tissue we all fall down''...came from the plague. Posies bin the flowers they carried as they thought 'bad air' caused the disease(since someone asked what it was about). Its quite sick if you think about it lol. Same with london's burning and that lol
2006-10-10 11:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by jo88 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high and dropped his fly
and said "Do ya wanna?"
Jill said yes
and dropped her dress
and they had some fun,
silly Jill forgot her pill
and now they have a son!
2006-10-10 19:29:43 · answer #6 · answered by stina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Grand Old Duke of York. Talk about stating the obvious! Up, down or halfway?
2006-10-10 12:37:00 · answer #7 · answered by nangari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Cos the rhymes were made up by 5 year olds or sometimes adults with 5 years old mentality. They are not meant to be logical, only funny or curious. In case you've forgotten at 5 years you still believed in santa and fairies and gnomes and such stuff.
heres an example you haven't collected yet!
Hey diddle dumpling my son John
Went to bed with his trousers on.
One shoe off and one shoe on
Hey diddle dumpling my son John.
2006-10-10 12:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by scrambulls 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every nursery rhyme is quite twisted especially if it is coming out of the mouth of Andrew "Dice" Clay, but my favorite warped and insane rhyme is Hickory Dickory Dock
2006-10-10 11:33:37 · answer #9 · answered by tmbr1wulf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sally go round the sun
Sally go round the moon
Sally go round the chimney pots
On a Saturday afternoon
Who wants to fly round chimney pots when football is on!
2006-10-10 11:30:12 · answer #10 · answered by allseasons 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋