2006-10-10 04:14:10 · 15 answers · asked by spens dad! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I lost my number can I have yours?
2006-10-10 04:58:28 · answer #1 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar; the next guy ducks.
2006-10-10 04:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
titanic was the worst liner I know
2006-10-10 04:18:51 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You must be from Tennessee because your the only Ten I See. OMG How Corny
2006-10-10 05:37:44 · answer #4 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guy: are you wearing knickers?
girl: what the f*** -- of course wanker!
guy: oh - my watch must be set an hour fast
I know its more than one line but it really was the worst ever!
2006-10-10 04:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by xbrunettes_have_more_funx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shirley you can't be serious
Where some 'clever' people think Shirley and Surely sound the same.
2006-10-10 05:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i hate it when people think theyre eing really funny when they arent they are saying the most stupid obvious thing that everyone thought in there head but knew better than to say out loud cos then they would look like a complete pr*ck.
2006-10-10 04:18:47 · answer #7 · answered by kiki_dees 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
After you tell him your name, he says, "Really?!!? That's my mom's name!"
How can you get frisky with a woman that you've already compared to your mother??? That's gross!!!
2006-10-10 17:51:05 · answer #8 · answered by sexy_as_well 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get if you feed lemon to a cat?-A sour puss.
2006-10-10 05:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever had your breasts weighed?
The person then proceeded to jiggle my breast saying 'Waaaayyyy'
2006-10-10 04:28:23 · answer #10 · answered by K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋