Daddy balloon mummy balloon and baby balloon. baby balloon has a bad dream and asks to share the bed with mummy and daddy balloon as he's scared. although they used to let him he had to stop coz he was getting too big. "sorry but you can't. you're getting too big now" said daddy balloon "oh please" said baby balloon "no. listen to your father" said mummy balloon (harsh parenting hey!!)
so baby balloon waits for mummy and daddy balloon to fall asleep. then he tries to sneak into their bed. but he won't fit. they were right, he was too big. so he lets some air out of mummy balloon and tries again. still won't fit. so he lets some air out of daddy balloon. still won't fit. so he lets a little bit out of himself....Bingo! he squeezed in between them and went to sleep.
Next day daddy balloon had something to say to baby balloon
"we said you couldn't stay in our bed and i'm very disappointed in you! not only have you let yourself down, you've let me down and your mother also!!"
2006-10-10 04:02:55 · 27 answers · asked by Miss Tickle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dont worry, very funny. You and I have the same sense of humour. Your a star kid.
Thanks made me laugh.
2006-10-10 04:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by Conspicuously Inconspicuous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You probably don't want to hear this but here goes; telling bad jokes repeatedly and consistently is a desperate attempt to belong. It' so much harder to be truly witty and tell clever jokes and many can't make the grade.
Most people who tell bad jokes and puns all the time are just trying to be noticed, and don't know that it's not the best way to get attention or respect.
And while they may be part of the group in general, they will always be left out when time comes to "thin the herd," which means if a group has a chance to go somewhere cool, but space is limited, the bad jokester will always be the odd one out. Even if the others have to tell lies to break away.
And that's the truth.
2006-10-10 04:11:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was terrible, yet it inexplicably made me laugh.
Try telling the same joke, but replacing the word balloon with the word baboon.
2006-10-10 04:10:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your notoriety amongst your friends is obviously well founded.
I think perhaps they would be less than TICKLED PINK with that joke!
However do keep trying as we all love a groan sometimes.
2006-10-10 05:45:39 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke, it made me laugh, if all your jokes are like this and makes people laugh then i wouldnt worry to much about your friends saying you tell bad jokes, cause they are just jealous.
Its the effort that counts, good on ya..
2006-10-10 10:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by anoushka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but it was silly.
Try making it shorter, like a one liner.
It's less corny if you dont waste a lot of time telling it.
2006-10-10 04:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anria A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was brilliant (laughing my head off) don't stop telling these amazing jokes.
2006-10-10 06:16:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!
2006-10-10 04:08:06 · answer #8 · answered by brownbug78 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am really glad I am not you. Get a life missy.
2006-10-10 04:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by TotalBitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny, but funny.
2006-10-10 04:05:13 · answer #10 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋