It was mailman George's last day on the job after 35 years of delivering the mail through all kinds of weather. When he arrived at the first house on his route, the whole family came out, roundly congratulated him, and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the next house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he'd had enough, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this is just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that I wanted to do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.'"
"Breakfast was my idea."
2006-10-10 03:58:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
2006-10-10 04:01:42 · answer #1 · answered by TJD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punch line needs work. Something a little decieving in the end.
2006-10-10 04:03:19 · answer #2 · answered by 15fsg546rge1rrheljh45hjr90459ty3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was good...had other people in the office looking at me like i was crazy for just laughing out loud...
2006-10-10 07:58:21 · answer #3 · answered by lyss s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you the one on this romantic joke? Very nice indeed!
2006-10-10 04:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by Dogman 61 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it brought a smile to my face.
2006-10-10 04:03:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's was the best one I've heard in along time!
2006-10-10 04:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good and funny
2006-10-10 04:02:21 · answer #7 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA, That is tooooo funny, this one is a keeper as well.
2006-10-10 04:02:48 · answer #8 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..lucky post man
2006-10-10 04:12:39 · answer #9 · answered by josie_14_14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one... heard it b4, but it's still a good joke!
2006-10-10 04:02:08 · answer #10 · answered by costellos_creation 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hi miranda, you are unstoppable to day......hahahaha......LMAO
It is a special delivery for us too.....
2006-10-10 05:42:48 · answer #11 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋