"God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
"So you would love her."
"But why did you make her so dumb?"
"So she would love you."
2006-10-10 03:45:27 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha
2006-10-10 03:46:32 · answer #1 · answered by jack jack 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolll
Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
And the #1 reason why God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
2006-10-10 10:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean Adam asked God why eve was so cute. A bit funny but does that describe all the Eves of today?
2006-10-10 10:51:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks----Finally a woman that understands.. Thoug noone ever claimed God was perfect.. He never realized what other problems womens stupitidy would lead to.. So he needed to give Eve a Vagina to even things out a bit.. Tahnk You God, Thank You,that you did not make the women smart enough to know how to use such a powerful tool.
2006-10-10 10:52:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if she was the first woman how did adam know whether she was beautiful or not, how did he know what beauty was in fact how did he know what dumb or love was. sorry to spoil your joke
2006-10-10 10:53:47 · answer #5 · answered by JOHN jen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't usually laugh at jokes but I did with this one..its cute clean and funny...
Always forget them but will try to remember this one to pass it on..
2006-10-10 10:48:00 · answer #6 · answered by geordie.lady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-10-10 10:46:48 · answer #7 · answered by interested_party 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That helps the day.
2006-10-10 10:54:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one. Very cute!
2006-10-10 11:13:05 · answer #9 · answered by tearsnomore2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one,but r u sure u get the right gender.
2006-10-10 10:50:46 · answer #10 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋