guy walks into a pet shop "i want a pet. but not your typical cat/dog. i want somethin special" so the pet shop guy thinks for a minute and says "i've got just the thing. a centipede! not just any centipede it can do things for you like make cups of tea and fetch newspapers!" the guy says "ok i'll take it"
so the guy gets home with his pet and wants to see if it really can do things for him. "centipede will you get me a cuppa" and moments later the centipede returned with a brew "wow. thanks. could you get us a sandwich also" - then again the centipede appeared with a sandwich. the guys amazed by this so thinks of one last thing for the pet to do. "please will you get me a paper from the shop, it's only round the corner" - "no probs" said the centipede
the guys been sat for an hour and is worried thinking his pet should be back by now. so he goes to the door to check. he looks down to see the centipeded sat there "what's takin so long?" "gimme chance to put my f*cking shoes on!"
2006-10-10 03:22:15 · 38 answers · asked by Miss Tickle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'scuse me while I put my head back on. Best joke I've seen in ages.
2006-10-10 03:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one - try this
guy walks into a pet shop "i want a pet. but not your typical cat/dog. i want somethin special" so the pet shop guy thinks for a minute and says "i've got just the thing" and shows his this scrawny little Chihuahua - the guy says what so special about that? the pet shop owner say this dog knows karate. The guy says wtf! The owners say dog, karate chair and the dog jumps up and in a blur of motions and grunts reduces the chair to a pile of sticks. the guy say i'll take it!
he takes the dog home and presents it to his wife who is less than impressed. he say this dog is special - it knows karate! his wife says karate my a55!
2006-10-10 03:31:14 · answer #2 · answered by JRob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooo...
I understand it...
It's because the centipede has too many legs!
At first I didn't get the joke though, I thought that the centipede is already in the newsstand...
But, it's a good joke....
2006-10-10 03:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard this one before........ its kinda like a folktale in my country except in my version the guys were a tortoise and some other animal and the centipede were going to buy some cigars....
2006-10-10 03:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by sik_sewel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real good! Better without the profanity though. But funny! 9.5 out of 10! (0.5 lost for the curse. I don't like them)
2006-10-10 03:42:02 · answer #5 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Groan) Not really bad, but not really funny either. That's some kinda super centipede!
2006-10-10 03:34:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha gooden but a talkin centipede come on
2006-10-10 03:28:13 · answer #7 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn... about the thousandth time that joke has been posted... you sure wasted an age typing that in...
2006-10-10 03:24:10 · answer #8 · answered by jonti 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
6 out of ten.
2006-10-10 03:25:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, but didnt need the f word to be funny.
2006-10-10 04:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by tearsnomore2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋