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gran and grandad sitting down to breakfast ,
gran says do you know ....my nipples are as hot 4 you 2day as they were 50 yrs ago.
grandad says "of course they are


ones in coffee ,the others in your porridge

2006-10-10 03:14:21 · 32 answers · asked by locko550 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

32 answers

Cute.
Try this 1

Old woman asks best way to commit suicide. Friend says to shoot yourself. Woman asks where. Friend says between the breasts.
Woman shoots herself. Friend rushes her to hospital with bullet hole in thigh.

2006-10-10 03:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by Schlump 3 · 0 0

That's funnyish. So what u r trying to say is her nipples were in coffee in and porridge fifty years ago?

2006-10-10 03:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its not that bad its ok i will give you out of a 10 you get a 5

2006-10-10 03:17:42 · answer #3 · answered by jem 4 · 0 0

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2006-10-10 03:18:31 · answer #4 · answered by jonti 5 · 0 0

oh wow was i meant to laugh then these jokes are so lame has any1 out there got a sense of humour

2006-10-10 03:18:29 · answer #5 · answered by forshawjennifer 1 · 0 1

That's an old one. What's porridge?

2006-10-10 03:17:25 · answer #6 · answered by jen 3 · 0 2

i love old people jokes, i just dont like the smell

2006-10-10 03:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by musicman 3 · 0 0

Cool and sentimental! Ha ha!

2006-10-10 03:43:55 · answer #8 · answered by A Sincere Hard-of-Hearing Man 2 · 0 0

Good one!

2006-10-10 09:02:59 · answer #9 · answered by jfurlerbaby23 2 · 0 0

Made me smile.

2006-10-10 03:25:39 · answer #10 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0 0

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