Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough.
Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like coolers... load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like coffee.... the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like cement.... after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
2006-10-10 03:08:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'm so glad you know how I feel Citizen (using finger to get rid of the tears)
You really touched me with this one babe!
2006-10-10 03:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did enjoy this lots... it is a very funny way of putting things...
But let me tell you something else, there is a list we women keep of what we think you -meaning our man- should be... When you find the woman you like, just remember that she has the same list... and she's checking items out as she finds them in you... Good luck...
2006-10-10 10:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by goodgirl2c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly my man is nothing like the above ecept..this one...
Men are like coffee the good ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
men are like cement? after getting laid they take a long time to get hard? not my man..and he is over 40! wow we go on and on for atleast couple of hrs....!!!!
that;s why it is not good to stereotype!
If you find a man who is has emotinal intelligence, emotinally you will see the difference! he will be all about you and treat you like a goddess....i have that..sorry girls..it's true...my man is truly unique..
2006-10-10 10:12:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes i did enjoy this....but u forgot 1...Men are like pigs
2006-10-10 10:10:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty cool. although its pretty hard to believe that a guy came up with this
2006-10-10 10:14:07 · answer #5 · answered by psychologistnovelist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha...that is actually pretty funny
2006-10-10 10:21:01 · answer #6 · answered by ram_this911 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!
2006-10-10 10:12:43 · answer #7 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tell you what I send my boyfrined all your jokes he's gonna love this one. You have made my night.. Thanks a bunch!! xxoo
2006-10-10 23:26:24 · answer #8 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know if enjoyed it or not but it was ok
2006-10-10 10:14:24 · answer #9 · answered by provenmazz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha.......I'm sending this one to my boyfriend....LOL!!
2006-10-10 10:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by Amber R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋