2006-10-10 03:07:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why yes. Yes this Jesus they speak of does mock our FSM. REPENT CHRISTIANS! REPENT now so you can have a lifetime of beer volcanoes and strippers. (Besides you know it sounds more fun than angels)
RAmen
2006-10-10 03:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Just a minute, I need to commune with my pineal gland on this... No, Jim. I think that Joshua ben Joseph actually existed. The stories that Saul/Paul of Tarsus, on the other hand, were blasphemous stories made to mock the real God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I think the J-man could have partied out with the Duct Tape pirates. Loaves and Fishes? Hey, that sounds like all it needed was a little pasta! So, just do not believe the followers of Paul, ok?
Ra-men!
2006-10-12 12:12:05 · answer #2 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am starting a new religion. IAGIDM. Its all good, it dont matter.The flying Spaghetti monster is one of our favorites, but then, we like everybody.
2006-10-10 03:25:00 · answer #3 · answered by chattanoogamollyblue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is a fairy tale intended to mock any god!!
2006-10-10 03:12:34 · answer #4 · answered by catsht40 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Hi Jim,
Read Psalms today, it will give you a peaceful attitude.
Godbless you as you begin to seek answers! of importance and of truth. -LIVE4TRUTH=]
2006-10-10 03:16:46 · answer #5 · answered by LIVE4TRUTH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-10-10 03:10:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
yep; nothing can overcome the FSM, at all. The evidence is overwhelming.
2006-10-10 03:20:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have always wondered who was eating my left over spaghetti.
Thanks for enlightening me.
2006-10-10 03:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by festus_porkchop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! RAmen
2006-10-10 03:13:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus is God's prophet, NOT God!
2006-10-10 03:12:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋